Things Said To Me: Drunk Girl Edition

INT. Location - Round-Up - NIGHT

DRUNK GIRL is invading my personal space by stand so close to me that my right arm is fully submerged in her ample cleavage.


DRUNK GIRL
(while staring intently into my eyes)
I didn't get all dress up NOT to make-out with someone!

KILLERVIRGO
(dumbfounded and a little frightened by the statement)
.....


KILLERVIRGO slithers away from DRUNK GIRL to be rescued by his friends. Meanwhile, DRUNK GIRL is literally falling out of her high-heeled shoes while walking no more than three feet to the next unsuspecting gay man.